{"product_id":"holy-carp-3","title":"Holy Carp","description":"\u003cp class=\"ds-markdown-paragraph\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e🐟 \"Holy Carp!\" Men's Sleeveless Shirt – For When Life's Nonsense Deserves a Fishy Double Take\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"ds-markdown-paragraph\"\u003eChannel your inner\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003esarcastic angler\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003ewith this muscle tee that swaps predictable swearing for clever wordplay. Perfect for gym rats, barbecue masters, and guys who appreciate humor as dry as their martinis.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"ds-markdown-paragraph\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e🔥 Why You'll Reel This In:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e✔\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eBreathable Performance Fabric\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e– Quick-dry polyester\/cotton blend for workouts (or aggressively chilling)\u003cbr\u003e✔\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eBold Yet Subtle Design\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e– \"HOLY CARP!\" in rugged typography (optional hook\/water ripple graphics)\u003cbr\u003e✔\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eGym-to-Street Fit\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e– Relaxed armholes + tapered cut (shows gains, hides dad bods)\u003cbr\u003e✔\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eInstant Icebreaker\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e– Guaranteed to get:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"ds-markdown-paragraph\"\u003eNods from fellow pun lovers\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"ds-markdown-paragraph\"\u003eEye rolls from your girlfriend\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"ds-markdown-paragraph\"\u003eFree drinks from bartenders who get it\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"ds-markdown-paragraph\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e💪 Wear It When:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"ds-markdown-paragraph\"\u003eYour bench press PR gets interrupted by gym selfies\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"ds-markdown-paragraph\"\u003eSomeone says \"we need to talk\" unironically\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"ds-markdown-paragraph\"\u003eYou witness a TikTok \"challenge\" in the wild\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"ds-markdown-paragraph\"\u003eThe group chat spirals into nonsense\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"ds-markdown-paragraph\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e🩳 Style It Like a Pro:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"ds-markdown-paragraph\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eGym Savage:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003eJoggers + weightlifting belt (\u003cem\u003eaccidental flex\u003c\/em\u003e)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"ds-markdown-paragraph\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eBBQ Boss:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003eCargo shorts + apron (\u003cem\u003e\"Grill master, wordplay disaster\"\u003c\/em\u003e)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"ds-markdown-paragraph\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eBeach Troll:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003eSwim trunks + questionable life choices\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"ds-markdown-paragraph\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e🎣 Fishy Perks:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"ds-markdown-paragraph\"\u003e+10% patience (placebo effect)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"ds-markdown-paragraph\"\u003eAutomatic membership to the\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cem\u003e\"I Sea What You Did There\"\u003c\/em\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003eclub\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"ds-markdown-paragraph\"\u003eMakes you 73% more fun at parties (unofficial studies)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"ds-markdown-paragraph\"\u003e*\"Rated 5\/5 by:\u003cbr\u003e• Dads who 'hate puns' (but secretly love them)\u003cbr\u003e• Bros who appreciate a clean alternative to swearing\u003cbr\u003e• Bartenders tired of basic tees\"*\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"ds-markdown-paragraph\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e🛍️ Make Waves – Grab Yours Before You\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cem\u003eCarp\u003c\/em\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003eOut!\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"ds-markdown-paragraph\"\u003e\u003cem\u003ePairs perfectly with:\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"ds-markdown-paragraph\"\u003eA well-timed eye roll\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"ds-markdown-paragraph\"\u003eExplaining\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cem\u003e\"No, it's not religious\"\u003c\/em\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003efor the 10th time\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"ds-markdown-paragraph\"\u003eYour\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cem\u003e\"What the Fish Man?!\"\u003c\/em\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003ebackup tee*\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003chr\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"ds-markdown-paragraph\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eP.S. Need a\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cem\u003e\"Go Scale Yourself\"\u003c\/em\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003etank for your wingman? Just ask.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e🎣😏\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"C-Labs","offers":[{"title":"S","offer_id":51181352321338,"sku":"MRnSl-Gm-S-HolyCarp-Fr-dtf","price":499.0,"currency_code":"INR","in_stock":true},{"title":"M","offer_id":51181352354106,"sku":"MRnSl-Gm-M-HolyCarp-Fr-dtf","price":499.0,"currency_code":"INR","in_stock":true},{"title":"L","offer_id":51181352386874,"sku":"MRnSl-Gm-L-HolyCarp-Fr-dtf","price":499.0,"currency_code":"INR","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL","offer_id":51181352419642,"sku":"MRnSl-Gm-XL-HolyCarp-Fr-dtf","price":499.0,"currency_code":"INR","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0935\/5499\/9610\/files\/VG-77-211424544-__AT.png?v=1772501778","url":"https:\/\/clabs.store\/products\/holy-carp-3","provider":"C-Labs","version":"1.0","type":"link"}